Hello all joke seekers.
Ever wondered where jokes have gone? Well many say that jokes have disappeared or have been lost in time. But they haven't! They are just hidden in the shadows, and make them hard to find. In order to restore lost jokes we all need to give jokes one more chance. So I've put together a place where jokes can be stored, looked after and be told again to the world. So give me all of your jokes so I can push them back into the world. And so they can be told again!!
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Q:What do you call a deer with no eye's?
ReplyDeleteA:no eye deer
Hi guys I love this blog it's so cool with all the jokes bye for now.
ReplyDeleteI have heaps of jokes for you!!!
ReplyDeleteQ.What has 22 legs,2 wings but can't fly?
A.A soccer team!
Q.What can't walk but can run?
A.A river!
Q.Why was the chicken sick?
A.Because it had people pox!
Q.What has a head and a tail but no body?
A.A coin!
Q.What bet can never be won?
A. The alphabet!
Q.What did the puddle say to the rain?
A.You should drop in some time!
Q.What is a seven letter word and has one hundred letters in it?
A.A mailbox!
Q.What has a spine but has no bones?
A.A book!
Q.In what game do the winners move backwards and the losers move foward?
A.Tug of war!
Q.What do frogs order in restrunts?
A.French flies!
Q.What do you call a fish with no eye?
A.A fsh!
Q.What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A.You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!
Q.Why did the possom cross the road?
A.To go and see his flat mates!
Please will you respond to me i'm destroyer. it has been ages since you have posted something new on the blog!
ReplyDelete(I am not grumpy-just curious)