Hi Joke Seekers.
Thank you for all of your fabulous jokes. It's all starting to get put together now. Not so much just yet but keep droping them in and it will be bigger in no time.
I'm Destroyer's jokes:
Q. Why did the chicken go to "The Warehouse"?
A. Because everything was cheep cheep.
Q. What do you call a chef?
A. Stu
Q. What do you call a grave digger?
A. Doug.
Q. What do you call an optometrist?
A. Isla
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence
Q. Why didn't the queen wave with this hand (wave your hand)?
A. Because it's my hand.
Q. What does a ball do when it stops rolling?
A. It looks round.
Alanah's jokes:
Q. Where would you find giant snails?
A. At the end of giant fingers
Teacher-Name a bird that doesn't build it's own nest.
Arnold-The Cuckoo.
Teacher-That's right. How did you know that?
Arnold-Everyone knows cuckoos live in clocks.
Caitlin's jokes:
Q. What is the only vegetable you can play pole with?
A. A CUE-cumber
Q. What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a cheeseburger?
A. Fast food
Q. What's the first thing students learn at a bating school?
A. Their A,B,Seas
Q. What does a baby computer call it's Dad?
A. Date
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because it's always spotted.
Q. Why was the officer sleeping on the job?
A. Because he was under cover.
Money Man's Jokes:
Q. What do you call a dear with no eyes?
A. A no eyed dear
I can always post extra jokes on this if you still have more. I just edit it and add it.
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Hi im destroyer I like the jokes.
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Q.In what game do the winners more backwards and the runner-ups move forwords.
A.tug-of-war.
Q.What word starts with a E and only has on letter in it
A.envelope
Q.What can you only go in one way,exit in three and go back out only one way.
A.t-shirt
Q.What kind of table has room for hundreds
A.a multiplication table
Q.What goes up,down left and right but never moves
A.the road
Q.Who can shave for a whole day and still have a beard
A.a barber
Q.Five candles are burning on a table. A wind puts out three of them. How many candles are left.
A.All of them but only two are left burning
Q.What state would the Alantic ocean fit in
A.the liquid state
Q.When a yellow hat falls in to a red sea what dose it become
A.wet
Q.What bet can never be won
A.the alphabet
Q.What king of food is hot but sounds cold
A.chilli
Q.What do you give a sea sick elephant
A.lots of room
Q.What is a seven letter word that has hundreds of letters in it
A.mailbox
Q.What has a spine but no bones
A.a book
Thanks for your jokes Blond Girl. Hey Avatar, Got any more jokes I could add?
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