Growing bigger

Hi Joke Seekers.

Thank you for all of your fabulous jokes. It's all starting to get put together now. Not so much just yet but keep droping them in and it will be bigger in no time.

I'm Destroyer's jokes:

Q. Why did the chicken go to "The Warehouse"?
A. Because everything was cheep cheep.
Q. What do you call a chef?
A. Stu
Q. What do you call a grave digger?
A. Doug.
Q. What do you call an optometrist?
A. Isla
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence
Q. Why didn't the queen wave with this hand (wave your hand)?
A. Because it's my hand.
Q. What does a ball do when it stops rolling?
A. It looks round.

Alanah's jokes:

Q. Where would you find giant snails?
A. At the end of giant fingers

Teacher-Name a bird that doesn't build it's own nest.
Arnold-The Cuckoo.
Teacher-That's right. How did you know that?
Arnold-Everyone knows cuckoos live in clocks.

Caitlin's jokes:

Q. What is the only vegetable you can play pole with?
A. A CUE-cumber
Q. What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a cheeseburger?
A. Fast food
Q. What's the first thing students learn at a bating school?
A. Their A,B,Seas
Q. What does a baby computer call it's Dad?
A. Date
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because it's always spotted.
Q. Why was the officer sleeping on the job?
A. Because he was under cover.

Money Man's Jokes:

Q. What do you call a dear with no eyes?
A. A no eyed dear

I can always post extra jokes on this if you still have more. I just edit it and add it.

Take up the Quest

Hi all joke Seekers

I'm having a problem at the moment and it's really bugging me. I have so many homes for jokes but I don't have enough jokes to fill them. So could you do me a favour? The faver is to tell me all of the jokes that you know so I can publish them to the world and give them a great home to live in. So drop off a comment with one good joke and I'll publish it to the world and to give you back a faver, I'll publish your name beside the joke. Meaning you were the brain who thought up the brilliant joke. Anyway, would you please take up my quest? It would be very useful. It doesn't matter where it came from, I would like any type of jokes.

Bring in all your Jokes. I'll happily answer any questions you give me.
Love to hear your jokes...

The Loss of Jokes

Hello all joke seekers.

Ever wondered where jokes have gone? Well many say that jokes have disappeared or have been lost in time. But they haven't! They are just hidden in the shadows, and make them hard to find. In order to restore lost jokes we all need to give jokes one more chance. So I've put together a place where jokes can be stored, looked after and be told again to the world. So give me all of your jokes so I can push them back into the world. And so they can be told again!!